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A Wet iPhone? Save A Prayer.

November 18, 2012

1.  Rinse quickly in fresh water whether you were at the beach, the pool, or just taking a leak.

2.  Blot it, of course, and give it some encouragement.  It just f*cking drowned.

3.  Remove the SIM card and blot/air dry.  Set aside for later use.

4.  Blow dry device for 7 minutes and 28 seconds from every angle between hot and cool.  Do not discriminate.

5.  Submerge in dry, uncooked rice.  Flip on occasion for 2-3 minutes.  Again, do not discriminate.  It’s not of this time.

5. Bake at 325 degrees for 3-4 hours.  Go with your gut.

6.  Wait until after the 24th hour.  If you don’t wait until AFTER 24 hours, you’re gonna fuck it up.

7.  Say a prayer.  If you’re not used to praying, then just play “Save A Prayer” by Duran Duran.  The hook applies.

A film still from Duran Duran’s music video “Rio.”

8.  Charge.

9.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

10.  Power up, baby.

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